How to make your very own Claire in 11 steps
Cook time: 19 years
Serves: 5 Manzanita Campers
Ingredients:
- San Francisco
- The beach
- Rowing, 5 yrs
- Camp augusta, 9 yrs
- New Hampshire, 1 semester
- Cooking
- Farming
- Backpacking
- Canoeing
- Growth
- Crocheting
- Poetry
- Reading
- A dog named Ringo
- Three cats named Tamara, Bloo and Winston
- Three death feigning beetles
- Oregon, 1 year
- Lewis & Clark College, 1 year
- Friendships
- English major
- Gender studies minor
- Adventure
- Wish, Wonder, Surprise
Instructions:
Step 1: Into a bowl, add San Francisco, the beach, rowing (5 years), and Camp Augusta (7 years). Stir.
Step 2: Cover and let sit at room temperature for 18 years.
Step 3: Uncover and chill in New Hampshire for 1 semester. At this time, sprinkle in cooking, farming, backpacking, canoeing and a heaping spoonful of personal growth.
Step 4: Remove from NH, add four more weeks of Camp Augusta.
Step 5: In a separate bowl, add reading, crocheting and poetry, stir vigorously until fully combined.
Step 6: To the same bowl, add a dog named Ringo, and three cats named Tamara, Bloo and Winston, wisk.
Step 7: Combine both bowls of ingredients, then let rise at Lewis & Clark College
in Oregon for 1 year
Step 8: At this point, add an English major and a Gender Studies minor
Step 9: Into the mixture add a dash of friendship and a dash of adventure as well as three death feigning beetles
Step 10: Stir continuously until fully combined
Step 11: Bake at 350 F for a whole summer at Camp Augusta!!
Step 12: Top with as much Wish, Wonder and Surprise as you possibly can and serve piping hot!
